Mom has got "I-phone-eye-tis" real bad. Actually I think the iPhone should be called the ME ME ME phone.
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can take pictures."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can take videos."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can send email."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can surf the internet."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can tell you what time it is."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can tell you what the weather is."
In Australia.
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can read you a book."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can send text messages."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can talk to anybody."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can draw you a map."
It says, "ME, ME, ME! I can post to Blogger."
Ahem.
I bet it's whappable.
Hmm...
I wonder if it can swim.