Lookit! My own personal 'Nip is growing!Life is so good!
Then again, Mom discovered the Cooking Channel today...
Oh oh! I hear the sound of my dragonfly toy! I hear it's wings fluttering! 
I snoopervised,
and because of the Tennis, I got lots of scritches too! Mom sat in her comfy chair, and I sat right next to her.
Mom has already planted some beans and lettuce and moved her red pepper and tomato seedlings to larger pots. She promises me that my 'Nip will get planted today, along with five different kinds of basil. I'm gonna hold her to it.
I dunno how it happened, but Mom's got a new Gig. She's still gonna be hunting at the same day hunting gig place, but she's not gonna be a slave to the servants any more. She's gonna be hunting some different stuff, and some of the same old stuff.
Drat! She caught me! It's going to be sunny and warm here today. So Mom's got windows open. I'll be able to smell the smells and enjoy the warm sunshine!
So last night, when four police cars and one fire truck parked outside our house with lights flashing I did not hesitate. I ran out of Mom's room in my best Thundering Herd of Elephants manner. So what if Mom was in the way.
The car that was hit got moved. Its front end was up on the sidewalk, and the back end was pushed over into the middle of the street, practically.
Mom's back at the silly stuff. She moved the big computer into the old sewing room, and took this stuff out of the closet. Mim-may, it's all yours if you come and get it.
You'd think that was plenty for your average bean, but No-o-oh! It's the time of year that Mom goes out to buy dirt
and then put stupid green Herbies in it.
There's two kinds of Thyme (time?) some Mint, Basil, Oregano, some Sage and Rosemary and Chives. Here's some Parsley.
Here's the best bit. Every year Mom puts flowering plants in pots on the porch railing
(Personally, I don't know what the big fuss is about.)
Hrrmmph!
It turns out this is REALLY COOL! I love it! Mom presses the button and the wings flap! Mom says it works on batteries, and they come with it. (I didn't see any batteries)
I get to chase the bug and try to stop the wings from flapping!
It's a lot of fun. I like it a lot. It's my new favorite toy.
I helped Mom make some Red Velvet Cupcakes today as a Mother's Day present to all Moms. If you want one, all you have to do is show up at my house.
I did not fall off the table yesterday. What kind of a self-respecting cat do you think I am, anyway?
This afternoon I'm going to visit Derby and celebrate Derby Day. We'll watch the horsies run around and celebrate Derby's birthday and gotcha day. Everybody is welcome.