Truthful Thursday

It's the time of the year when I am very happy to be formerly feral. It's getting cold out, and I am nice and warm on my cat hammock.

Mom's getting back into the swing of her day-hunting gig, although she said if there were an endless supply of green papers she'd retire and live a life like mine.

Lucky me!

Wordless Wednesday

Multi-Millie Tuxie Tuesday

Mom says the camera on her new ifone is much better than the old one.

I'm pleased to say that no matter how fast the camera is, I'm FASTER.

Heh.

Millie Monday

I love my Mom.

Surprising Sunday

I'm not in the tent.

You all know how much I like to keep you guessing!

Heh.

This'n'That Saturday

Mom brought me grocery shopping for the first time. It's not very interesting. In the great big store there is only one side of one half of an aisle devoted to cat food.  As you can see Mom bought a lot of yukky stuff. However there were some cans of my favorite stinky goodness.

Later we went to Mom's favorite quilt shop where she bought some more fabric (as if she needs any more), then we went for a drive. I made a couple of new friends.

I met this giraffe at Allyson's Apple Orchard,

and this very energetic woofie is Lulu.

Mom and I stopped for lunch.  I ate some turkey and Mom enjoyed the mushroom soup.

Then we drove home. I am really tired of driving.

I plan to be doing a lot of this this weekend, and none of that other stuff.

Red Leafs, Green Papers

It's quite a bit different in New Hampster than it was in Tennenneseeee or Ark and Saw. It is the time of the year when a lot of our trees turn red, like this one in the back yard.

The red tree you see in this picture is next to the stabby place where my v-e-t works. Mom says I will be visiting there soon. (I say Fat Chance!) What all this red means is the hots are gone and it's time to feed the heating monster lots of green papers.

Mom's been trying to entice me to get into the heated cat cup. She's got it plugged in, but although I will pick out all the treats, even the Magic 'Nip isn't enough to get me to climb into it.

Millie: 1
Mom: 0

Heh.

Home!

Mim-may and Pip-pay met us at the airport and drove us home. I am so happy to be home.

Not Quite Wordless Wednesday

This is my woofie friend Bella.

This is my friend Betty.

This is my friend Shari.

This is the Lion of the University City Library. I think his name is Leo.

This is Chris. She quilts Mom's quilts.

This is Mom and I leaning against the Gateway Arch.

I have made a lot of friends this trip and have had a wonderful time.  We are on our way back to New Hampster. I am quite looking forward to getting out of my traveling outfit.

Traveling Millie

 I sure do like getting the red carpet treatment when I travel.

The beds were so comfortable.

I had a bed all to myself.

Yesterday we left St Looee to go back to Julie's house in Mem-fiss. Mom packs way too much stuff. I was ready to go long before she was.

Mom and Julie used a GPS to tell them where to go. They didn't trust my Bast-given sense of direction.

You never know what you're going to see on the road.

 

The road was long and straight and kind of boring. I took a nap.

I make sure to be awake to visit Frost Bake Shop.

Now this is my idea of a cake. I wonder if they make it in Beef?

Sightseeing

I love to go sightseeing. Mom, Julie and I went to see the Gateway Arch.

I rode shotgun with Julie.

 At first, I couldn't see what the fuss was about.

 But holy carp! This thing just kept getting bigger.

It's GIGANTIC!

It's SHINY, and it's SLIPPERY!

It's GORGEOUS. You can ride to the top, but because of the stupublicans, it was closed. (Mom said I couldn't say why it was closed, that I had to be nice.) Mom said it was OK because neither one of us likes to be in tiny dark places.

It's AMAZING.

My Mom, the Expert. My Mom, the Klutz

Mom had a good class yesterday in St Looee. I know because I was there.

I think the students liked her. They all had a good time sewing and I made a lot of new friends.


Mom likes to pretend she's smart and graceful, but let's face it, she's a bean.  When she was packing up from her class in St Looee, the cord to her tippy tappy lapbox went into a different box and ended up in Ellen-oise.

Since Mom couldn't use the tippy tappy lapbox at her speech if it was sleeping, she had to go to a big box office supply store to buy another one.

On her way in she stubbed her toe on the curb and fell. She landed all twisted up and now has big black and blue spots on both knees.

The good part is that nothing is broken except her belief that she's indestructible. The tippy tappy lapbox has a new cord and works just fine. The bad part is there is no photographic evidence for me to show you.

Rats.

Hey Mom,

Your Kindle is old. They don't even make it any more. They have a NEW one. It has a touch screen and it's easier to read. Don't you need a new one?

The printing on some of these buttons is wearing off.

...
What do you mean, you want it now? Can't you see I'm READING here?

Go teach your class.

Feline Friday

Is that about me? Are you writing about me? That's about me, isn't it?  Are you going to talk about ME in Saint Loo-ee?

That's gonna be a good story!

Nip, Glorious Nip!

You all know how much I love 'Nip.

 Well, this catnip I got is OUTSTANDING!  It makes me lose control.

In a good way. This stuff ROCKS! I love it. Love it, love it, love it.

This special 100% Natural Catnip comes from the Natural Pet Company.

Oh My Bast, this stuff is GOOD!

Not Quite Wordless Wednesday

MUST you point that thing at me all the time?

TWO can play at this game, Mom!

Stinky Goodness

I'm glad Mr Karate and Rubylocks are happy with the rock Mom gave them. Me, I prefer the love these little cans represent. Stinky goodness! Now THAT's love.


Dearest Megan, I was given special permission to announce the betrothal of Mr Karate and Rubylocks. I may be furry, but I am fambly. And of course I shall be attending the wedding. I mean like, DUH!