Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Almost Wordless Wednesday

So here I am on the kitty condo in the office at the front of the house.  From here I can watch the neighbors walk by with their woofies. 

Or not.

Mom's getting ready for Turkey day tomorrow. She has a cake of cheese in the hot-as-hell box and she has already cooked a dozen eggs. I have decided I do NOT want turkey and only want BEEF.

Thankfully my Mom understands me and will oblige.

We are supposed to get SNOW later today and tonight. I will show you pictures of what it looks like when it happens.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Tuxie Tuesday

Mom always thinks she's putting one over on me, but she forgets I am a Cat.  If you do not understand, check out yesterday's post

As you can see, I didn't fall for her lame ploy.  You will remember I never liked the very top spot on this kitty condo anyway. I do not care if the stuffed toy sits up there. I will knock it over when I am good and ready.

You know. Someday.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Millie Monday

Sometimes Mom tries to outsmart me.

She thinks putting this stuffed toy

on the kitty condo in the office will make me want to investigate. She is hoping I will climb to the top and knock it over.

Yeah, sure.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Easy Like Sunday

Mom says this is a Very Big Deal. Why? Because she has never seen me nap with my back to the room. Usually I nap where I can simply open my eyes to see anybody coming.

Mom got Jackson Galaxy's new book "Catification" and he says that a cat is really comfortable with her territory when she does what I am doing.  Mom has been reading the book very closely and wants to set up a "cat superhighway" here.

I can't wait.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Saturday Caturday

That's it, Mom. Don't stop. Keep going. I need my scritches like I need my stinky goodness. Thanks for giving me the attention I need.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Freezing Friday

It's been colder than usual for this time of year, and the temperature isn't supposed to get above freezing ALL DAY.  So yeah, I'm staying right here, in my heated cat cup.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Thinking Thursday

I am thinking.

I am thinking that it is nice to have some time to think, and that I don't have to tell the world what I am thinking about.

I am thinking it is fun to pretend to be thinking.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Tuxie Tuesday

As superior beings to humans, we Cats are always trying to teach our beleaguered caretakers.  Alas, this is a difficult job.  One [cat] would think that with a language consisting of millions of words, humans could at the very least understand one: "Meow."  But it is not to be.

However there are times when we see clear evidence of our influence, and it can be quite a surprise.

You don't believe me?  I show the following photograph of clothes Mom bought the other day.  I have told her for years that I am always perfectly attired and do not need any extras to add to my already perfect wardrobe of tuxie furs.

It looks like my lessons are finally beginning to sink in!

Glory be.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Millie Monday

Oh I love my kitty condo in the sun. It is good for so many things.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

QA Sunday

Mom finished a big quilt she'll use as a tablecloth on Turkey Day.  Naturally I had to inspect every aspect of it.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Sunny Saturday

I am enjoying my sunny Saturday on my kitty condo.

Can you tell?

Friday, November 14, 2014

Freaky Friday

Yeah, okay, take a deep breath. I'm actually IN a box. 

Now get over it, because I didn't stay in there.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Millie on the Couch

I really like the new couch. I often sleep here at night.

Or in the afternoon.

And sometimes after breakfast.

And certainly if Mom sits next to me.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Tuxie Tuesday

If you really want to get your Mom's attention, jump on the dining room table and give yourself a bath.

If you're really good, you'll be all done before your Mom gets the flashy box.