Sightseeing

I love to go sightseeing. Mom, Julie and I went to see the Gateway Arch.

I rode shotgun with Julie.

 At first, I couldn't see what the fuss was about.

 But holy carp! This thing just kept getting bigger.

It's GIGANTIC!

It's SHINY, and it's SLIPPERY!

It's GORGEOUS. You can ride to the top, but because of the stupublicans, it was closed. (Mom said I couldn't say why it was closed, that I had to be nice.) Mom said it was OK because neither one of us likes to be in tiny dark places.

It's AMAZING.

My Mom, the Expert. My Mom, the Klutz

Mom had a good class yesterday in St Looee. I know because I was there.

I think the students liked her. They all had a good time sewing and I made a lot of new friends.


Mom likes to pretend she's smart and graceful, but let's face it, she's a bean.  When she was packing up from her class in St Looee, the cord to her tippy tappy lapbox went into a different box and ended up in Ellen-oise.

Since Mom couldn't use the tippy tappy lapbox at her speech if it was sleeping, she had to go to a big box office supply store to buy another one.

On her way in she stubbed her toe on the curb and fell. She landed all twisted up and now has big black and blue spots on both knees.

The good part is that nothing is broken except her belief that she's indestructible. The tippy tappy lapbox has a new cord and works just fine. The bad part is there is no photographic evidence for me to show you.

Rats.

Hey Mom,

Your Kindle is old. They don't even make it any more. They have a NEW one. It has a touch screen and it's easier to read. Don't you need a new one?

The printing on some of these buttons is wearing off.

...
What do you mean, you want it now? Can't you see I'm READING here?

Go teach your class.

Feline Friday

Is that about me? Are you writing about me? That's about me, isn't it?  Are you going to talk about ME in Saint Loo-ee?

That's gonna be a good story!

Nip, Glorious Nip!

You all know how much I love 'Nip.

 Well, this catnip I got is OUTSTANDING!  It makes me lose control.

In a good way. This stuff ROCKS! I love it. Love it, love it, love it.

This special 100% Natural Catnip comes from the Natural Pet Company.

Oh My Bast, this stuff is GOOD!

Not Quite Wordless Wednesday

MUST you point that thing at me all the time?

TWO can play at this game, Mom!

Stinky Goodness

I'm glad Mr Karate and Rubylocks are happy with the rock Mom gave them. Me, I prefer the love these little cans represent. Stinky goodness! Now THAT's love.


Dearest Megan, I was given special permission to announce the betrothal of Mr Karate and Rubylocks. I may be furry, but I am fambly. And of course I shall be attending the wedding. I mean like, DUH!

Millie Monday

 Mom cleaned the house this past weekend. I couldn't let her cleaning skills outshine mine!

GLORIOUS NEWS!!!!!

(Drum roll, please...)

Ladies and Gentlemen. Kits and Kats, Toms and Queens, it gives me VERY GREAT PLEASURE to announce to you that today, in Yosemite Valley Catifornia, Mr Karate asked Rubylocks to be Mrs Karate.

She said Yes!

YIPPEE!!!

YIPPEE!!!

YIPPEE!!!

YIPPEE!!!

YIPPEE!!!

YIPPEE!!!

YIPPEE!!!

YIPPEE!!!

Sunny Saturday

The leaves are starting to change colors, and I have a front row seat.

Mom's running around doing silly stupid stuff today. What are you doing?

Flashback Friday

This picture of me was taken on this date in 2006, after I had been living here about six weeks.

Gosh I was a cute little kit!

Truthful Thursday

I sit next to Mom when she watches TV. It's a good way to get lots of scritches.

Wordless Wednesday

Mom's at it Again

Hmm...

Millie Monday

Mom did the crazy woman thing this past weekend. She cleaned the house. She did drag the rug sucking monster out and gave that a workout.  She even cooked the books.

She's very pleased with herself. Even the big table in the dining room is pretty clean, although it won't last long.

Meh.

Sneaky Sunday

You know what this means, don't you?  When Mom has all the stuff put away.

It means the rug sucking monster is about to make an appearance.

Must stay hidden.

Happy Birthday Mooshie!!!!

I can't believe it! Today one of my favorite little sticky people, Mooshie, turns FOUR years old!

Mooshie is a funny little guy.

He is very helpful.
 

And like my sweetie, Monty Q, he is an expert napper.

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Mooshie!
Happy Birthday to you!

Oopsie!

I was so excited about my box full of 'Nip that I forgot to Meow Like a Pirate yesterday.

Argh.

Truthful Thursday

Mom's got all kinds of stuff going on. Lookit what the man in the bloo shorts brought:

Naturally I had to check these packages out.

Most of the stuff inside was pretty boring. A clock, a CD, a book and a bunch of bags.  But then there was the biggest box...

AND IT WAS FOR ME!!!! There is 'NIP in this box! Oh My Bast!

Oh, 'nip, 'nip, 'nip. Gimme some of that 'nip....




Mom says I have to write a review of the box, but I can't do that now. I want more of this wonderful 'Nip.

Wordless Wednesday