Why Why Wednesday

The hot-as-hell box got a workout last night. Look what Mom did. In the pan on the top are roasted carrots (eew), mushrooms (eek), onions (yech), parnips (yuk) and rutabagas (!?!?!?)

Those are two chick-hens on the bottom pan.

Sure, I got some, but I wonder...

Why, oh why, couldn't they have been BEEF?