Feline Friday Throwdown Part 2

Roxy thinks going outside and eating broccoli and other stupid yukky green junk beats staying inside.

Sorry, Roxy, I'm staying inside because my experience with being outside was not good.

I am a bionic kitty, and I want to stay this side of the Bridge.

Who wants yukky green junk when you can have real live dead BEEF!!!

 

 I love my heated cat cup. See?

Eat your heart out Roxy!

Thursday Throwdown!

This is my fur-cousin Roxy. As you can see, she is a woofie.

She and my fur-cousin Lucky are very well loved, but on her blog today Roxy bemoans the fact I have one of these,

and she does not.

I can think of LOTS of reasons why Roxy does NOT have a heated cat cup, but I do not have time today to talk about those. Those can wait until tomorrow.

However, I do not think this is the REAL REASON why Roxy is so frustrated. I believe the real problem, the REAL source of Roxy's jealousy is because she does not have one (or two) of these:

Yes, dear readers, it is a litterbox.  I have to assume THIS is the real object of Roxy's desire. Because if Roxy had one of THESE, she would not have to go out in this.

My apologies, dearest Roxy, that you were born a woofie.


(snicker...)

Cold Air and Closed Doors

You all know I don't like being in a room with the door closed. This makes Mom uncomfortable at night, when she has the air colditioner going in her bedroom. So last night she hung up this fabric as a curtain. She tacked it to the partially closed door (which is why it looks so funny right now).

Such luxury! I was able to go in and out without waking her up. And I got to sleep in the nice cool bedroom last night! You should have seen her jump when I came out from behind the big chair this morning! Ha ha ha!


Today is Roxy's second Blog-o-versary! You have to go over and give her the Paw's Up for two fun years!

Friday Family Funny

Mom made Mr Big some special cookies as a Christymas present. Roxy really, really, wanted one! She didn't get a cookie, but Mom said both she and Lucky scarfed down ate some green beans and carrots yesterday.

I guess it isn't only beans that are weird.

Easy Like Sunday Morning

The Karate Kid came over last night for an "Auntie Night" with Mom. (The Karate Lady and Mr Big went to a Holiday party.) Mom made a roasted chicken, which the Karate Kid loved, and then they put up the Christymas tree!

The Karate Kid wanted to watch a movie, so they didn't decorate the tree, but of course, I had to investigate! Mom doesn't want me to climb the tree this year, especially after I kinda wrecked it last year. I'm not making any promises.

Mom's -got- to take it easier today. She did everything yesterday. She cleaned up the computer room, the living room, moved stuff around to make space for the Christymas tree, did all the laundry, went food hunting, changed the sheets on her bed (and I helped), she washed all the dishes, and she even folded all the laundry. She emptied the litter boxes, dragged the rug sucking monster around, cleaned off the big table in the table room, roasted a chicken, fed the Karate Kid, and even did the dishes after.

All she has to do today is root for the guys named Pat who are playing a tough team called the Squealers. Or something like that.

UPDATE~ The guys named Pat beat the squealers (or whatever they are) by 21 points. That was a fun game to watch! I love Tom and Mike, and Matt and Tedy and Randy and Dante and Wes and all the other guys named Pat. They are Perfect!

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P.S. Roxy may not be well. Her liver numbers are wacky and the v-e-t wants her to have an ultrasound on Monday. Her mom is worried about her, so say some purrayers for Roxy, and go on over and let her know you are thinking about her...

Friday Fun

I found this on Roxy's blog, and thought it was fun. So I did it. Mom helped me with some answers when I got stuck on a question.

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite stuffie + tail characteristic)
Cocoa Straight

YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (favorite kong-filler + favorite cookie)
Pesto Snickerdoodle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal species)
Pink Tuxedo

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
Cat Mi

SUPERHERO NAME: (“The” + 2nd favorite color + favorite drink)
The Turquoise French Martini

NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Malcolm Leopold

STRIPPER NAME: (your favorite scent + favorite treat)
Chocolate Temptation

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Mary Robert

SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday + favorite flower)
Summer Stargazer Lily

CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Strawberry Nightgownie

HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast + your favorite plant)
Stinky Goodness Catnip

YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME: (“The” + Your favorite hobby + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The Thundering Herd of Elephants Blizzard Tour