I have a good tattle tale story about him. He came over for dinner the other night. He comes over a lot. While Mom cooks, he is on her computer. She has to call him to tell him dinner is ready. Now she's no dummy. She's been cooking for him for years and years, so she knows to put a BIG glass of milk on the table for him to drink. So dinner is ready, and Mr Karate sits down and eats a GINORMOUS hamburger. (I do not know why hamburgers are called that, because there isn't any HAM in them. But I digress.)
After he ate the hamburger, he got up, went into the kitchen and poured himself ANOTHER ginormous glass of milk. He brought it to the table, and suddenly realized there was already a big glass of milk there.
He looked up at Mom, "Was that there the whole time?"Mom just laughed.
Now because Monty Q leaves comments on my blog if there isn't a picture of me, here is a picture 'specially for my honey Monty Q. He's gotta try to look at my tummy without fainting, because in almost two weeks I'm gonna be visiting and he's gonna see a lot of it. I'm looking forward to spending time with him when he is conscious.
Oh, and in case you are wondering, Mr Karate drank BOTH glasses of milk.
19 comments:
That is one of Mom's favorite fruits. That was very silly of Mr. Karate. Good picture of you. You just need to roll over another quarter of a turn and you will have a perfect Full Monty.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
MEEEEEELLLOOOOOONNNNNN! Please send to the bunny!
Does your boy need glasses? I am glad he drunk all that milk though, well done.
Miss Millie I think Monty will pass out with the shock of all them tummy pictures.
Mom still has watermelon left over from the 4th of July BBQ. Mr. Karate must be very, very hungry!
Mr. Karate looks very cute with the big smile! Wow....he must really like milk!!!
Oh dear....we think Monty just passed out......
Tummy...
TUM-MEH!!!!
::WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE::
milk, it dos a body good!!!
nice tummy shot Millie!
ha ha, mr. karate....duhr....
Of course Mr. Karate drank both glasses. He's like that. Mom makes him drink PlusOne's whole milk so she and dad have some left.
Roxy
Mr. Karate sure is a funny guy! Great tummy shot for Monty. ;)
Mr Karate is too funny!
Mr Karate should have a good milk mustache after drinking two big glasses like that!
Millie, you look gorgeous as always.
I'm not a big milk fan, but mine mombean sez "Deee-lish!". And "Make mine Skim please!". Did you get a bite of the big burger? Did you know that even if they are called 'ham'burgers they are really beef? Yep B-E-E-F!
Our guinea piggies Love watermelon!!! Mom thinks its cute because it dribbles down & turns their chin & neck furs pink. Does it turn Mr K's chin pink or is he a neater eater?
Poor Monty doesn't stand a chance!!
Did someone check on Monty??
Scooter likes watermelon and says we should give some to our guinea pigs sometime too.
Shelley...for Scooter.
Why didn't he give the milk to you?
Like the floofy belly.
Poor Monty, well he'd better get used to it...Mom drinks a big glass of milk every day but lately she's been whining about it costing more den a bottle of wine! Dad always sez dat stoopid joke "milk, it does a body good. But dang, how much did yoo drink?"
I'm glad that SOMEBODY likes watermelon an' milk 'cuz Mom doesn't like either of them an' never buys them. I like to sniff stuff an' I love to drink milk (but it makes me barf).
DMM
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