Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Lady Ruins Beef

You know how much I love beef. I've only said so a squillion times. The Lady likes beef too, but not as much as me. She doesn't cook it as often as I think she should (which is every day.) Of course, I don't even think she needs to cook it, but she never asks me.

Tonight she had beef for dinner. Oooh, I thought, goodie. Beef. She cut it up, and gave me a couple of tiny pieces. Of course I had asked very politely. It was very red and runny, and it was so good. Then she put in on a big peoples plate in top of some yukky rabbit food. The green crunchy kind. Then she added some more rabbit food. The small round one that is red on the outside and white on the inside. She cut off the ends and sliced it up thin and stuck it all over the glorious beef. Then she took the really stinky stuff, also red, cut that up, broke it up into circles and put that on top of the beef. I started crying, practically, at what she was doing.

She went outside to get some really stinky green rabbit food. She called it RooGalla. Yick. That stuff is really nasty. She stuck that on the beef. Then she cut up some more rabbit food and stuck that on top. She took some wax beans out of the cold box and cooked those and put those on the beef. YECH! I couldn't watch. I had to go sit under the table in the table room.

But she wasn't even finished wrecking that beautiful beef. She took some cheese, and you all know how much I love cheese... she took this cheese, and I thought it might be good so I went over to see, and it smelled so stinky I almost fell over. It was horrible. It was blue! She put that all over the stuff on top of the beef.

I couldn't help myself, but I had to watch. She took some tiny red balls out of the cold box, cut those in half and spread them all over the other stuff. Then she took that thing she uses every day that sprinkles dirt, and she sprinkled dirt on the pile of stuff. Then she took the other thing that sprinkles sand, and she put that on too.

Then she took something else out of the cold box, It was like water, but it was brown and really sour stinky smelly. She dribbled it all over everything. She put all the rabbit food back in the cold box, put the people tools in the dishbox and poured herself a glass of milk and got a piece of that brown stuff and then sat at the table and started to eat.

Doesn't this look delicious Millie? This is going to be so good. Do you know what it is? It's a nice roast beef salad with romaine and arugula, radishes and red onions with cucumbers, wax beans, tomatoes and blue cheese with balsamic dressing.

That's what she thinks. To me it's a complicated way to ruin good beef. My heart ached so much, I just had to go into the other room. I don't know if I'll ever get over it.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, Millie! How disappointing! I'd give you a cat hug if I could!

Anonymous said...

Oh Millie that sounds awful! We think we better send you some more beef stinky goodness.

Lone Star Purrs said...

Did she efur eat it??? That sounds like ALOT of werk fur a salad!!

Tara said...

Millie, I shall send you ALLL my stinky goodness cuz I don't eat it. I prefer crunshies to keep my teefs sharp.

Momma said I should come say fankyou fur the com-ment you lefted on my new bloggie.

Tis verra nice to meetchoo.

Millie said...

Lone Star Purrs, the Lady at it ALL. She ate everything, even the rabbit food. I don't understand peoples.

Quilt Granny said...

I'm glad I came to visit you. I remember the lady peep telling me about your story when Malcolm found you. She read about you every day. Nice haul from Mrs. B and Bubbles by the way. I'm gonna go visit them after I leave your place. My peeps eat wierd things too. Actually now that you mention it, I might write about it some time, because all I ever get is fish flavoured kibbles and sometimes a taste of Sam the Dog's dinner. My peep says its because I always puke whenever I eat anything else. So, just because I puke afterwards doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it at the time.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Agh, bean is so weerd. Momma eets rabbit food alla time, yuk. The only time i like rabbit food is wen she puts da shiken on it and stirs the fry. Den it is deelishus. Poor Millie, I hope the bean lady reelizes wot a mess she maded of that good beef.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

I don't know how you could stand to watch any of that destruction!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, such a waste of purrfectly good beef! Why do beans werk so hard on their food? All they need is to open a can of stinky goodness an eat that - that's the bestest food in the whole werld, cept fur Temptations.

Anonymous said...

I don't know Millie. I've never had beef like that. My person is a vegi-tarian person. I get cans stinky goodness now and then(I like the fishy flavors). But I like my crunchies best.

I just figure that I don't eat her food and she won't eat mine. I mean what self respecting kitty wants broccoli anyway?

---Beezer

Mr. Hendrix said...

Sending you a hug online. Sigh. I can't believe it. All that beef. Ruined. My heart aches too at the idea of it....

Just Ducky said...

I'll have the beef salad. Hold the salad stuff.

Anonymous said...

U poor kitty! Beans are usually nice to have around, but it sounds like yours let you down this time. All hail to purfectly prepared beef!

Hot(M)BC said...

Just snatch the beef out and run. Leave all the other weird stuff. hehehe
~~ Mini

Anonymous said...

did yur lady hafta go ta the ER an get her stummick pumped? has she effur tried ta do herself in before? we fink there is hotlines fur this kinda bee-hayv-your.