I am Not FAT! I'm NOT! This is simply a terribly unflattering pose from a very bad angle. I just needed to stretch a bit. On this new quilt that Mom just finished making for somecat. Everybody knows the camera adds pounds.
I wonder if I am as long as a gizzy* yet?
I bet I'm close.
*Gizzy: (1) Proper Name: Alpha Cat and Big Brother to Millie (1992 - 2007)
gizzy: (2) noun: a standard unit of cat measurement in the cat blogosphere, equal to about 18" ("from his head to his butt"); pl: gizzys see How Big Izz a Gizzy? and Half a Gizzy Away
