Thursday Thirteen

Mom and her Mom and Dad went to Beantown the other night to watch Red Sox. I do not know why she had to do that, she has red socks in her sock drawer already. She said the Sox lost. Go figure. I bet I could find the lost socks in the bottom of her closet. Anyways, she was really tired yesterday so I decided to do a quick TT and let her get her beauty sleep. Which I kinda had to do since she was in bed by 8:30 last night. Sheesh, I didn't even get to see Alton Brown frost the cake!

Thirteen noises I do not like. (I almost called this Thirteen sounds I do not like, but if you do not like a sound it is NOISE.)

1. The Rug Sucking Monster (this not only makes noise, it makes the whole floor shake)
2. The Drill (I don't hear this often, but it's nasty)
3. The Lawnmower (I cannot understand why this is necessary)
4. The Weed Whacker (this either)
5. The Snow Blower (this is nasty and scary)
6. The Snow Plows (these make the whole house rumble when they go by in the winter)
7. The Blender (this is awful)
8. The Popcorn Popper (this makes things blow out of it that are kinda funny)
9. The Food Processor (this sometimes makes the lights dim!)
10. Crack and Boom storms (these are wicked scary)
11. Fire Trucks (Mom says these are okay as long as they never stop nearby)
12. Ambulances (see # 11.)
13. The Treadmill (I used to call this the moving sidewalk. I just don't understand the need for this.)