Psst! It's Mom's birthday today. She doesn't mind the birthday part so much as the number bit. It's one of those "0" years and she says she's in the Nile about it. I don't know what that means, but I think it's funny. The number doesn't matter, as any Cat knows. It's that you have a good life that matters, and Mom has a good one. She's got me, and as everyCat and many Beans know, I changed her life for the better.
Happy Birthday Mom. I love you, and we both know I don't have to sit in your lap to prove it.