There's a Christymas poem that mentions "the stockings were hung by the chimney with care..." and these aren't them.
The drying monster broke. It spins and spins, but doesn't blow hot air. So Mom took the clothes out and hung them up around the house to dry.
These are Mom's socks. She claims they are clean, but they don't look pure white because she walks around the house in her stocking feet. Who's she kidding? My paws are perfectly white, I walk around the same house all day, but MY socks are always perfectly clean and perfectly white. Hmph.
Oh! My Secret Paws package is going out today. Woo hoo, Christymas is coming!
7 comments:
Maybe she needs to lick her feet more?
Um, we know that charcoals heat stuff up. Whet if ya put some of those in? An we know the iron makes stuff warm. Have you tried that?
Pity about the monster. Not a good time of year for that to happen. As for keeping one's white feet clean, I don't recall ever seeing your mom with her toes in her mouth cleaning them thoroughly. Perhaps you need to invest more time in her training?
Megan
Sydney, Australia
he he- we has socks like dat in our house too. Don't know how my peeps can manage to get their socks dirty either - mine are nice and clean.
WE keep our socks very clean and white, but Mom is a different story!
My human cheats. Her socks are all black, so nobody can tell how dirty they look!
My socks are pretty and very clean - you can see the pink on the bottom of my toes...
Mom on the other hand (who walks on the same floor as I do) - has "not so clean" looking socks...
Killian
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