Harry Potter & Mom's Birthday

It's Mom's birthday today. She's lots older than me, almost twice as old as Mr Karate, and more than three times as old as Jasmine. She doesn't look old. In that sense, she's like a cat. Cats don't -look- older as they age. For example, Jasmine doesn't look like an old bat cat.

Anyway, Mom's waiting for a guy in bloo shorts to bring the last Harry Potter to her. She says she's waiting for three of them, one for her, one for Mr Karate and one for Mim-may. But I totally don't get it. How can she be getting the last Harry Potter if Mr Karate and Mim-may are each getting him too? Is Mr Karate's the next-to-last Harry Potter, and Mim-may's the next-to-next-to last Harry Potter?

Now I'm no dummy. I can use Google like the next cat. So I did a search, and found out the publisher is printing, get this, TWELVE MILLION copies of "the last Harry Potter," in the United States alone! Which means what Mom calls "the last Harry Potter" is really a BOOK called "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."
And when she gets it, she's going to sit down and READ it, and not do anything else ALL DAY until she finishes it. It's got 784 pages.

It's gonna be a REAL boring day around here. Omigosh! I hope she doesn't turn off the computer...

Monty Q! I need you! C'mon over and spend the day with me!