I love to go sightseeing. Mom, Julie and I went to see the Gateway Arch.
I rode shotgun with Julie.
At first, I couldn't see what the fuss was about.
But holy carp! This thing just kept getting bigger.
It's SHINY, and it's SLIPPERY!
It's GORGEOUS. You can ride to the top, but because of the stupublicans, it was closed. (Mom said I couldn't say why it was closed, that I had to be nice.) Mom said it was OK because neither one of us likes to be in tiny dark places.