Mom likes to pretend she's smart and graceful, but let's face it, she's a bean. When she was packing up from her class in St Looee, the cord to her tippy tappy lapbox went into a different box and ended up in Ellen-oise.
Since Mom couldn't use the tippy tappy lapbox at her speech if it was sleeping, she had to go to a big box office supply store to buy another one.
On her way in she stubbed her toe on the curb and fell. She landed all twisted up and now has big black and blue spots on both knees.
The good part is that nothing is broken except her belief that she's indestructible. The tippy tappy lapbox has a new cord and works just fine. The bad part is there is no photographic evidence for me to show you.