As you know, we got a new couch. Mom says it is a sleeper couch. That seems pretty ridiculous to me. Any couch is a sleeper couch, as far as I am concerned.
You are probably wondering where the old foo-ton went.
Yesterday, when Mr Big and Mr Karate, Pip-pay, PlusOne and Mr Karate's girlfriend got here, Mr Big asked, "What are you going to do with the foo-ton?"
La Girlfriend asked, "Have you ever heard of Freecycle?"
Mr Karate said, "We don't need Freecycle, we will just put it out on the sidewalk, and somebody will pick it up."
Mom said, "It will be gone before dinnertime. It's a nice day, it probably won't even take that long."
La Girlfriend was skeptical.
So Mr Big and Mr Karate took it apart and set it up on the sidewalk outside. PlusOne was more than happy to sit out there holding a big sign that read "FREE", so everybody driving by could see.
(Have I told you we live on a very busy street?)
Before the guys could even get the new couch in the house, a car had pulled up outside.
"Is that really for free," the driver asked?
Five minutes later, the old foo-ton was gone.