See these birds in the tree outside? I want one. Heck, I want ALL of them. I watched them. I followed them. I chattered, and twittered, but I couldn't get them. (The window was closed.)
Mom says they are crows, and almost as big as I am.
I don't care. I still want one. I have a titanium rod in my right rear leg. That means I'm a bionic kitty, right? That means I am a super-cat. That means I can get one of those crows right?
I know I can.