Avast! Ye Kitties!

Avast ye mateys! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day, argh! Have yurself sum fun shiverin yer timbers and all that shenanigans. Don't be walkin no plank and fallin in ther water tho.

As fer me, well, I'll be nappin'.

Company is Coming

Yup, Mr Karate, Rubylocks and Little Miss have flown across the country from the City of Angels to New Hampster to visit friends and family.

My very own private little sticky person. I'm not quite sure how I feel about this.

I Was Insulted

I was debased.

Iwas humiliated.

I was chased.

I was caught.

I was caged.

I went to the vet.

I was poked. I was prodded. I was shot (twice!) I was "raked" to find any clumps (there were none) and my teeths were examined. (They would like to take some away, I guess I have some bad ones.) I had my claws trimmed and my ears cleaned. They put goop in my ears.

I weigh 13.6 pounds and the v-e-t was amazed that my eyes are good and I can run and jump as well as I could when I was a kit.

I am perfect.

I am unsurprised.