No, there are no pictures, but it's true. Mom opened the door to the porch last night, and I went outside to sniff around.
I came back inside to have dinner, but Mom didn't know I went out again, and found a nice hidey place to nap a bit.
Mom thought I was inside, turned out the light, closed and locked the door.
I was out on the porch as it got dark and cool.
Mom didn't notice for a couple of hours, and then suddenly the door opened and Mom was calling me, waving a bag of treats. I didn't make any noise until she started shoving the boxes around, and then, because I was cornered, I let out a yowl. That didn't stop Mom.
It didn't stop another of the neighbor woofies from barking at me. I had a woofie barking behind me, and Mom shoving boxes around in front of me. I do not like being cornered, and this was very uncomfortable.
Mom moved stuff around so I would have an easy exit, and then she kept coming. She moved a chair and reached toward me, when I darted out of my hiding spot and back into the house.
Now, I was never in any REAL danger because the porch is fully screened in and there's no way I could get the porch door open, but still. I got stuck out on the porch in the dark.
I think I'm gonna spend my weekend IN the house. Mom says we won't have porch days until next summer anyway.