Ahoy Mateys! It be MEOW like a PIRATE day! I, Magnificent Millie, be mer-owwwin' since dawn. I been swillin me grog and avasting me timbers. I'll be meowin' pirate style and wrestlin' treats outta dem crinkly bags. I even be stealin' my Mom's cheese...
See, I tolja!
I tooka quizz and it says my name oughta be DREAD PIRATE RACKHAM, but I think it oughta be DREAD PIRATE MAGNIFICENT MILLIE RACKHAM.
Yer can try fer yerself. ARRRR!