I am a Cat. That means I am a hunter. It means I am not interested in making anybody happy except me. I do not seek anybody's approval. It means I eat meat, not green stuff. It means I can jump wherever I want, and it means I can get down by myself. Being a cat means I am a loner, except when I don't want to be. I'm unpredictable, enigmatic, mysterious and elegant. I am nobody's fool.