I'm having a good nap, and what does Mom do? She gets out the flashy box and tries to wake me up.
You can see how that's working.
Mom is getting ready for the big day this week, and that means lots of stuff going in and out of the hot-as-hell box. It smells good here.
Mr Karate is traveling, and will spend his turkey day in Hawaii, which Mom calls Paradise.
Dunno about you, but for me Paradise is where you get lots of good places to nap, plenty of good food, lots of scritches and toys to play with, and somebody who loves you. Sounds a lot like New Hampster to me.