Thursday, June 03, 2010

Evil Intruder Kitty in New Hampster!

We have an Evil Intruder Kitty here in New Hampster. How do I know this?

I saw him!

Every year Mom puts a pot of flowers on the wide porch railing so she can look at something pretty while she eats. This is the pot she planted a couple of weeks ago. Geraniums and Impatiens. She also added some Dusty Miller a bit later.Last night I saw an Evil Intruder Kitty on my porch. I think he was trying to steal MY 'NIP! I was Not Happy.

The Evil Intruder Kitty just looked at me. Mom woke up, and came to see what was going on. It was a big fat black kitty with a white whisker hump. Together Mom and I scared the Evil Intruder Kitty away.
How did he get off the porch? He jumped up the the railing and then jumped down, knocking Mom's planter over.Mom tried to rescue it. I think it still needs work.

Mom did move some things around, so the Evil Intruder Kitty can't get up on the porch so easily again.

I shall be on the lookout. I think I need a small ginger SCUD missle.

22 comments:

Megan said...

Oooh ah, Millie. Just as well that you were on the case. What security measures have been put in place to protect your nip? I think today's story might warrant another one of your primal screams.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Fat Eric said...

*GASP* they're everywhere! So sorry you have been troubled by the EIKs, dear Millie. As it happens I just happen to have a small ginger Scud missile here who is getting good at pouncing EIKs, want me to send him over???

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

The nerve of some kitties!! Trying to steal your NIP!!! The horror. You poor thing!! Hope the Evil Kittie doesn't come back to bother you any more!!

~Hugs~

Lilo

The Meezers or Billy said...

scud missles are a good thing. but good job scaring him away yourself!

Poppy Q said...

Good job keeping your mom safe. Shame about the flowers though.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You know, some kittehs are just not as graceful as others. I never knock things over. I am a stealth kitty.

The Human said I am the only kitty she's ever had that doesn't break stuff. I coulda disappeared from that porch without knocking over a THING!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Couldn't you ask Billy from the Meezers to come and stay for a while cos he's supposed to be a ginger menace

Angel and Kirby said...

You did a good jog scaring him and alerting Mom! Too bad about the flowers but at least is was not the nip pot!

Monty Q. Kat said...

I AM ON MY WAY.

Seriously, after the v-e-t trip, I've got bum-whoopin' frustration to let out. I know for a fact that they make thermometers that go in the mouth!

Kea said...

Oh, no, an evil introoder kitty! Yikes! We hope those flowers could be salvaged!

meemsnyc said...

Oh my goodness! That is terrible! Sorry about your mom's planter. Evil introoder!

Max said...

Culd be worse...we have an evil introoder kitty that actually knocks on the freaking window by the door to let us know he's there, doing evil things in our yard...

Cindy said...

Bad kitty introoders, how dare they takes your spaces and hurts mommys stuffs!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh what a shock that had to be to have that kitty introoder there! And to knock the pretty plants down - just awful. But we think your mom did a good job of rescuing them!

Lynx217 said...

Our bean thinks your bean can rescue the plant - heck ours can't even grow a plant! MOL!

Katnip Lounge said...

Millie!
We hope the EIK wasn't rude enough to leave pee-mail.
We don't have any scud missiles here but Johnson does do security...he's twenty pounds of Tabby for Hire.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

At least it wasn't yoor nip dat went over. Der are more den a few ginger SCUD missiles around...

The Teacher's Pets said...

As you know, I live in New Hampster too and I have seen plenty of Evil Intruder Kitties all around my house too! I don't appreciate intruders one bit beclaws I wanna go out and scare 'em away butt I can't beclaws I hafta wear a stupid harness everytime I go out sooo I just watch them from my 2nd floor windows instead.
If you catch that intruder you better tell him to return the catnip and buy your mom a new container too!
Good luck!
Your tabby cat furriend,
Henry

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Milie you have our sympathies. We've had a few too many EIK's in this neck of the woods too. Seems like an invasion going on.
We hope your mom can put the flowers back into some semblance of order!

Derby, Ducky said...

What a bad EIK to make a mess of your pretty flowers. I agree a ginger scud missle is needed.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Oh NO! He broked the flowers! Get the ginger scud missile, pronto!

Ayla and Iza, said...

Ooh, that mean kitty! We are glad ya chased it away! We hope the planter recovers...

We have an evil introoder kitty too. It came by ta nibble our Nip pot, so TBT hadda bring it inside...