Thursday, May 01, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

I was just sitting with Mom, and she was petting me, but then she blew some of my fur off her hands, and I jumped away. It's one of the things I don't like. So I decided that would make a good start to a Thursday Thirteen.

13 Things I Don't Like

1. I do not like being in a room with the door closed.
2. I especially do not like being in the PTU.
3. I do not like being in any kind of container where there is not at least three escape routes.
4. That means I do not get into boxes or bags.
5. I do not like being surprised.
6. I do not like things that rustle, like Mom's puffy pink winter coat, or those shopping bags she sometimes brings stuff home in.
7. I do not like noisy people. Or noisy toys.
8. I do not like being stared at.
9. I do not like tuna.
10. Mom bought me a heated cat cup, and I don't like it. In fact, I have never gotten into it.
11. I do not like anybody touching my feet
12. I do not like being picked up, or held.
13. I do not like my tummy being snorgled.

(Except by Monty Q.)

Mom finished the backpack, and it's gorgeous. She just loves it. Here is an in-progress photo for you. I told her she couldn't hog my blog today and brag about it. (you can click the picture to biggify)
So she's gonna wait till tomorrow.

My bad!

Heh!



And now, (thanks to Pixel), my Knock Knock Joke:

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Juliet.

Juliet who?

Juliet me in?

27 comments:

Camie's Kitties said...

You sound a lot like Cody - He doesn't like any of those things either - but we think he might like a heated cat cup - we don't have one so we don't know. Mom has to buy us one for us to find out.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Camie's Kitties said...

PS - we can't wait to see your mom's backpack pictures.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Just a little snorgle... please? ~DKM

BTW - I love the backpack!

Zoolatry said...

And after you let me in, please don't close the door!

Cecilia, The 2Bs & Madness said...

You don't like tuna? That is just weird. LOL. We don't like closed doors either. Madness especially does not like when Mom goes to the human litter box and closes the door. She scratches and scratches until Mom opens the door. Mom says she does not understand why women have to go to the litter box together.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

The backpack is beautiful!

Love your knock knock joke!

Parker said...

Powder hates those bags too!

Christina said...

You're missing out a good toe massage is very relaxing. We love your knock knock joke.

The Devil Dog said...

I'll take your tuna, Millie. I love tuna. And broccoli.

Roxy

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

That's a great joke, Millie. It's too bad you don't like the heated cat cup. We would probably love one, since we love anything that's warm. It's also too bad you don't like being held. It's the best thing ever. :)

Your mom's backpack looks terrific! She is so talented! :)

Purrageous Pirates said...

Great joke and Mommy loves the backpack too!

Vincent and Mike said...

That's funny Millie, a lot of the things you don't like are the things we DO like. tho we don't like noisy people either, or the PTU - we hate the PTU.

Tybalt said...

Those are all pretty good things to hate, I'd say. Your mom's backpack is incredible! I love your joke and your picture.

DEBRA said...

*KITTY GIGGLES*

Millie
We can understand why you wouldn't like cars of PTU's....we just love your pictures today.

puurrrrsss
♥♥♥♥♥
Abby
♥♥♥♥♥

Daisy said...

Millie, I do not like my heated cat-cup either. Every time my Mommie puts me in it, I spring right out. She thinks I haven't sat in it long enough to even realize it's warm inside.

Moki said...

Hehe, you just know what you like and dont like and aren't afraid to say so!

P.S.
Thanks for stopping by our blog and sending Orange Boy get well wishes. He is much better now.

Junior said...

Cute knock knock joke!

I don't like those plastic bags that the beans put in their trash cans!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

That's a lot of things you don't like, Millie. Very cute knock, knock joke! And the back pack looks very pretty!

We must agree with the plastic shopping bags, we don't like them either. We don't like it when Mom cleses the door when she does into the bathroom. We meow and meow and stick our paws under until she opens it.

Artsy Catsy said...

I don't like some of those things either, Millie - but I have to admit I LOVE plastic shopping bags. My mom hides them from me so I won't chew on them.

I love you knock knock joke - wasn't this a fun idea?!

Purrs,
Rocky-Bye-Baby in the treetop

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hehehe. Good one, Millie.

Angus Mhor said...

I don't like some of the same things you don't, Miss Millie..but I do admit to love having my belly snorgled! Your knock-knock joke is really good! I need to think..

DaisyMae Maus said...

You don't like a good snorgling? An' you call yourself a CAT?!? Aw, Millie ... You've got to have a snorgle once in awhile!

Love the back pack ... It's furry excellent!

DMM

Tiger Lily said...

Hahahahaha! You look so cute in those pictures.

Camie's Kitties said...

Thanks for adding the joke! We love it, and we love your pictures.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Willow said...

I agree with you on quite a few things, like doors being closed or being in a PTU but I love tuna! And I loved your knock knock joke with such cute pictures!

What a fun day reading everyone's jokes! And today is my Gotcha Day too!

Purrrrrrrrs, Willow

Karen Jo said...

That's quite a list of things you don't like, Millie. Maybe you will eventually like to be held. I like your joke.

Samantha & Tigger said...

That's a great list Millie! We love learning new things about our furiends! And your Mom's Backpack is cool!! She is so talented!
Your KNOCK KNOCK Joke is a hoot! We love the pictures! Have a wonderful day!
Your FL furiends,