I did not see it coming. One minute she was petting me nicely, and the next minute she was holding me!
I was Not Happy! I hissed and scratched. Before I knew it, I was being stuffed headfirst into the PTU.
I meowed. I tried to get out. It did not work. I was stuck!
Mom put on her jacket, and carried me to the metal masheen.
We went for a little drive, and then I was at the V-E-T's.
The vet, Dr L, examined me, and pronounced me "perfect." Big deal, I already knew that. I got shot. But the worst was yet to come.
Two nice girls came in to visit me. One grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and turned me over, while the other one trimmed my claws!
I am home now. I think I earned the treats Mom gave me. Now I am going to have a nap.
You know Millie, if you let your mom hold you more often, it wouldn't be so traumatic.
ReplyDeleteOh, Millie. You poor thing. Such indignities.
ReplyDeleteOh Millie,
ReplyDeletePeeps have NO idea!!!!
you did good though...
xo
mat, mer, & mor,
No power pooping at the stabby place? One should always poop as much as possible at the stabby place, and get as much on a human as possible. Explosively. It's about the only fun thing to do at the stabby place...
ReplyDeleteIndignity indeed!
ReplyDeleteHolding you down like that for you mainicure, like you're some kind of wild beast!
But you're home now, make mom give you extra treats.
♥♥♥♥Millie♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteAt least it's all over now. Enjoy your extra treats, and make sure to get all of that "VET" smell out of you.
WE know it is scary, but it is over till next August. We hate clippy claws, too! We like it when Dad takes us cause he forgets to get the claws done!
ReplyDeleteHow awful, Millie! I can see how mad you were at this humiliating turn of events.
ReplyDeleteOh Millie, we're deeply sympathetic. We had our annual vet visit last Thursday (the only good thing is that she comes to us so no PTU). One of us got shot and we all suffered through nail trims. Fortunately, Greenies afterwards. Did your mom give you some treats?
ReplyDeleteLizzie & 3 kitties
I'm sure you're thrilled that your mom remembered to bring the flashy box so she could record every humiliating moment!
ReplyDeletePoor Millie!
ReplyDeleteHowever.........what you went through helps to keep you purrfect...........is there a word which means "even more" purrfect?" If so, we would use it for you!
Noela Sydney Australia
Poor Millie! We feel your pain! Our mom did the same to us 2 weeks ago & we STILL haven't gotten over it enough to blog about it! If those "nice" girls were really nice, they wouldn't have cut your beautiful claws of death. We all laughed when we saw the treats way back in the PTU. How naive! No self respecting kitty would fall for that!
ReplyDeletePoor Millie! We feel your pain! Our mom did the same to us 2 weeks ago & we STILL haven't gotten over it enough to blog about it! If those "nice" girls were really nice, they wouldn't have cut your beautiful claws of death. We all laughed when we saw the treats way back in the PTU. How naive! No self respecting kitty would fall for that!
ReplyDeleteIndignity indeed! How dare they turn you over as if you are a turtle! You need to think of a good punishment for your Mom.
ReplyDeleteYou, poor, poor, thing! Extra treats, indeed! xoxo
ReplyDeleteGlad you are home, yes you deserve your treats.
ReplyDeleteMum has a comment. She says the PTU should be buckled in with the seat belt. She runs it through the handle of the PTU and click it shut. That way if some stupid person hits your metal machine, you in the PTU won't go flying around in the PTU!
Well done Miss M, I am due for mine in two months too, and mum isn't looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteSmooches
Julie and Poppy Q
xxx
MOL..Millie, This is so funny post : ) I really love it
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you got so many treats after this
xox