Do you know what happened last night? Mim-may and Pip-pay came over to eat some real live dead fish that one of Mom's friends caught out of a real live lake. They brought Missy-the-woofie, who made a beeline to my stinky goodness and ate it all!
Now, I had finished my dinner, and I had left a little bit for a snack, but still! How rude!
Mom refilled my bowl, of course.
After they all left, Mom went into the office of almost despair, and shuffled pieces of paper all over her desk for almost two hours!!!
Seriously! She put the papers in different piles, then sorted them, and made little squiggles on something she calls a statement. Then she made a lot of clicks on the computer, and when she was finished, she put all the papers in the shredder.
She says the desk is a lot cleaner, but it looks just as messy to me as it did the other day. But she says she is very happy about it. Dunno why.
Oh wow, did she sterilize your dish after the woofie assault? I would want it sterilized. Or replaced. Totally fresh would be good, just in case of stray doggy cooties.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Max!
ReplyDeleteMissy the woofie ate all your stinky goodness??? Unacceptable!
ReplyDeleteMillie - this is not the first time that Missy the woofie has snuffled your food. You really need to put your paw down on this once and for all.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping that Missy couldn't climb up into your condo. Woofies are typically pretty poor at stuff like that.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Yeah, I hope your human got rid of all the dog cooties!
ReplyDeleteA dog sullied your dish with its mouth? You should demand it be sterilized, because Sparkle is right. They have cooties.
ReplyDeleteOMC, we hopes you is not scarred for life Millie! We does not like woofies here. Well, to be honest we's never really met a woofie, but we guesses we wouldn't like it, MOL
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
That IS one rude little woofie!
ReplyDeleteGive her the slappy paw next time.