Saturday, October 09, 2010

Sharkive Saturday

Mom went day hunting today. She has this very strange story about why. She said she had to give some of her data to a Shark.

No Millie, I had to archive some historical data.

Huh? You had to teach a Stork to dive on an Ark? Isn't that a kind of a boat?

No Millie, I purged some data from our Live data and put it in a separate place called an archive.

You taught a pigeon how to do a swan dive? Did he know how to swim in the first place?

No Millie, I deleted some old files and gave them a different home.

So you put them in the Recycle Bin. Why didn't you just say so? Isn't that what it's for anyway?

*&^%#@%^&*(&^)(#!&^%#%^&--*

Jeez, Mom, you don't have to use all the bad werds on the bad werd list. I was telling everybody what you did today. Hmph.

Mom's annoyed.

Dunno why.

Oh well.

6 comments:

  1. Be kind Millie - she was working on a Saturday!

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. It is no fun to work on Saturday!

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  3. I think your questions were perfectly reasonable! Why did she get mad????

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  4. Millie, either someone has a listening problem or someone else has a talking problem. I'm not sure which.

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  5. Yeah, sometimes we cant figure out what The Big Thing is doin at all either...

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  6. I agree with Sparkle ( see above) - there simply is a communication problem in your household.

    Noela Sydney Australia

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