There's a lot of stuff Mom's not good at. Mom says she isn't good at bookkeeping, but I don't believe her. This place is stuffed full of books. Mom get books from the man in the bloo shorts. (Right now she's mad at him. He didn't come to take the present for Monty's MomBean, for her birthday tomorrow. Now the present will be late and Mom is using words from the bad werds list.)
Anyway, Mom has an entire bookcase full of cookbooks! Last night Auntie Karate came over, like she does every week, and she and Mom do the books and give green papers to some guy named Bill that I have never met. Bill gets a lot of Mom's green papers. How Bill and keeping books are connected I have no idea.
Nor do I care to.
I'm so glad I'm a cat.
Yes it IS good to be a cat Millie, because you don't have to be concerned about Bill, books or green papers.
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed for you Mom that the man in the bloo shorts let her down. Hopefully Monty's MomBean will understand.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
I'm glad I'm a cat too! :)
ReplyDeleteOh dear - you've just reminded mum she still has to do her tax return - we'll find the ear muffs out so we can ignore the new words we learn and then get told off for using.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad we're cats too! No bills, no hunting for money, just sleep, play, sleep, cuddles, play and sleep! :-)
ReplyDeleteWe hear a lot about this Bill fellow too. We're so glad we're cats.
ReplyDeleteBeing a cat you don't have to worry about Bill! Aren't you glad!
ReplyDeleteThe Big Thing pays money ta Bill, to. It must be cuz of all the books here...
ReplyDeleteBeing a cat is the bestest!
ReplyDeleteTons of books here too.
ReplyDeleteShe either needs to week them out or get more bookcases. We think there will be more bookcases.
Mom sends all her book money to the Amazon.
My mom has lots of books here too - maybe it's becauses she sends the green papers to Bill. I don't understand...
ReplyDeleteKillian
Bill makes our Mommy say naughty words, too.
ReplyDeleteWe have a lot books at our house. Daddy bought Mommy a Kindle last year and the book piles have slowed, a little! We don't have as many cookbooks, though...
My Human sends her money to Bill also! He must be real rich by now.
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