I have to lie on each and every piece of clothing she wears every day, to make sure it's marked with my special stink. She comes home after her day hunting gig smelling of those stupid servants she fusses over all the time. Then she has the nerve to go into the sewing room to sew. I let her know In No Uncertain Terms that she has to SIT in the recliner so I can get her back smelling the way she should.
She ignores me! Imagine that!
(Don't worry, she's got a wing chair in her room that is great for sharpening my claws.)
They are so hard to train properly.
ReplyDeleteWe like to cover the staff's clothes too when we can.
ReplyDeleteHow could anyone ignore you Millie! You're so pretty, and sweet and cuddly. You should tell your Mom to make you a PURRiority!
ReplyDeleteyour mom really needs more schedule training
ReplyDeleteYou would think after three years she would know!
ReplyDeleteClothes are the best and if they haven't figured that our then yes, they are stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe things we cats have to go through!
ReplyDeleteI nail the clothes right after they come out of the dryer. That way, I work fewer hours but still have all the impact I need.
ReplyDeleteBut really...she should be making a lap for you when she comes home. And then she should sit there until YOU are ready to get down. Why do PEople not get that???
Killian, here...
ReplyDeleteThey don't gets it! Our special stink is what makes them ours!
I'm lucky though...mommy lets me sit with her any time - the even calls me over to her "big" chair so we can watch tv together...
Millie,it is very good that you remember to make sure your mom smells right every day. I hope that you are nice enough to leave her some furs too - no outfit is complete without them!
ReplyDeleteYour mum must get her priorities straight. Kitties need love!
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