Saturday, February 02, 2008

Uh-oh! - - - Insulted!

This usually lives in Mom's closet. And my skinny Gizzy quilt is usually in the sewing room...

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Update: Mom jammed me into the PTU and brought me to the v-e-t. The v-e-t said I was f-a-t! She said nobody would ever know I was formerly feral. I have lost 1/2 pound since last summer, but she said I should be a 10 pound kitty, not an 11-1/2 pound kitty.

I am insulted.

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Millie, that looks like a GREAT place to take a nap. In fact why don't you try it out for size again and be sure it's comfy enought for you. In fact I think sometime this week you should probably go in ALL BY YOURSELF and lay down. Especially if Mom says you and she are going to the V.E.T. You see, V.E.T. can only stand for Very Entertaining Travels. You might see birdies! No lizards though. Wrong part of the country and too much snow now right now.

    ;)

    Buddy's Mom

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  2. Uh oh Millie! But don't worry, we're sure wherever you are going will be lots of fun.

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  3. What's her #??? You are not fat!

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  4. Oh Millie, we are sorry to hear that the vet called you fat. :( You look lovely! Maintaining a healthy weight is important though.

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  5. Oh how rude! A formerly feral kitty should always be a pound or two over the so called "ideal" weight. Um, maybe yoo might wanna say off da treats tho, just in case.

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  6. We know how you feel Millie dear! We hear it all the time. -Scooby & Shaggy

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  7. we has noticed a certain roundness, but we figures that means more to love! We has a fat kitteh in our house...everyone denys it is them, but we knows its one of us.

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  8. You are not alone, Millie. I got the same talk from my V-E-T. I was really upset until mommie came home and said her V-E-T said the same about her! HA!!

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  9. That is furry rude to insult you like that. You're not fat you're just nice and cuddly.

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  10. Sorry you had to go to the VET. Don't feel bad I weigh 12 pounds and Guy weighs 14. Your not fat!

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  11. insulted! You should be livid! I think you need to teach your human a lesson.

    x

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  12. I am sorry Miss Millie dat you got insulted, but it did make mum smile.

    Maybe you should start a weight loss class for cats?

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  13. Fat, no, not you. We all are a little fluffy sometimes. Guess that means more chasing time and less treats.

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  14. No wonder you're insulted, Millie! I think you look perfect!

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  15. Well, I shall have to put the bitey on the v-e-t when I see her next. I don't think you are fat, and I bet Monty doesn't either. Just ignore her, and know that I will avenge the insult to you, my fur cousin.

    Roxy

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  16. Well, humpffff!
    I am not just insulted on your behalf, I am outraged!
    You are a lovely tuxie girl.

    The vet called me the f*t word too. I just looked at vet and purred. I knew that with a little pestering and whining the whole idea of the diet would just be ignored.

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  17. G'day Millie, Just goes to prove that v-e-t's don't know everything - we always thought that you were just a floofy, full-figured tuxie girl, and not at all f-a-t. It might be worth chasing some of your toys just a little more anyway, to increase your aerobic fitness (and not to lose any weight).

    Purrs

    Gypsy & Tasha

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  18. Fat??? You???? Hardly!!!!!I think you are just right! Silly Vet!
    Purrs Mickey

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  19. Geez. Yoo don't look like yoo weight too much. Yoo look just rite. Hope yur not eatin dry food. Dat makes yoo f-a-t. Wait. I don't eat dry food an I finks I am fat according to yur v-e-t. I weigh almost 14 lbs. I'm hidin so dat PTU can't get me. What are we aposed to eat?

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  20. Why does V-E-T think efrykitty is skinny or fat. Like whois "purrfect" annyway?

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  21. Good luck to your team!!!

    Oh man, it is no fun needing to diet. I fink you are perfect just the way you is Miss Millie.

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  22. Millie, That V-E-T was rude rude rude!!! We think you are perfect just the way you are!

    Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

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  23. Don't worry about the food. It's really good. It's what I have to eat!

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