Thursday, November 15, 2007

Project Runway T13

Mom loves Project Runway. She has been watching since Season One, way before it became a big hit and everybody got on the bandwagon. I would love to be on Project Runway. But they wouldn't take me. Here are 13 reasons why I think I should have been on Project Runway.

1. I am always perfectly attired: Black and White is a timeless, classic combination.
2. I have a terrific color sense. Look at all the Gizzy Quilts I have designed. (ok, Mom helped)
3. I know how to strike a pose.
4. My claws are better than scissors for cutting.
5. I may be a cat, but I am never catty.
6. The camera loves me.
7. I have excellent taste. (I have excellent smell too: I can smell beef from another room...)
8. I know how to use my time wisely (napping, mostly)
9. I would never get into a fight with Nina Garcia.
10. I know what a sewing machine is.
11. I can take criticism (but mostly I ignore it)
12. Um...
13. Wait a minute.... I am still thinking...

11 comments:

  1. All very good reasons. And - you would win!

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  2. ha ha ha, my mommie lufs that show, she watched last nite

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  3. Dat's da show about designing stuff, right? We know yoo would win! Yoo have grate fashon sense, I mean, just look at yoo. Yoor designer gown is purrrfekt.

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  4. Anonymous10:08 AM

    You'd look good on da tv. Or in da tv. I'm on da tv a lot, but don't know how da little peoples get in da tv.

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  5. Anonymous10:18 AM

    Those are great reasons for you to be on Project Runway Millie. Bounce agrees that Black and White are a timeless classic.

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  6. I agree. You have a timeless sense of style. That show is really missing out by not having you on it!

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  7. you would be purrfekt on projekt runway! and Tim Gunn would just fall in love wif you!

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  8. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Sounds like great reasons to me :)

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  9. We been watching since the beginning, too! I loves that show.

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  10. We love that show at our house too! We have watched the American version, the British version and the Canadian version - all from the start. I think you would be wonderful on the show, you should apply!

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  11. Millie, we tuxies are always dressed appropriately for any occasion.

    Mom agrees that you could make a better dress than some of those awful designers.

    Max S

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