Whenever you hear "snow" on the news, you think of me in New Hampster, getting dumped on with snow. Naturally I don't give a darn because I don't have to shovel the stuff or drive in it or any of those things. (Actually the smartest thing to do in a snowstorm is stay home.) And you often get to see a snow map of New England showing how much snow we're gonna get, and it's always taller than me.
Not this time.
This time we aren't getting any snow. Nope. None. Zero. Nada. Zilch.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I'm going to enjoy this.