Thursday, December 30, 2010

Feed Me

Hi everybody!

I feel pretty good, no hacking, but no poops either. Honestly, every twenty-seven minutes Mom is checking my litter boxes. Geez Louise! Can't a girlcat have some privacy? All this interest in my pooper is more than just a little bit EMBARRASSING!

But seriously, Mom! I'm HUNGRY! FEED ME! Enough of the teeny tiny servings already. What are you gonna do, wake up at Oh-dark-thirty in the morning and give me foods IF I poop?

As long as we're talking about hacking, YOU, Mom, are the one coughing all over sounding like some long suffering cigarette smoker (which we know you're not). And have you noticed your voice is disappearing, and your nose is honking? You're popping pills and slugging water... Really Mom, the place for you is IN BED... so GO! I'll watch over YOU and you can watch over me.

17 comments:

Karen said...

my pixel is a eater, string, ribbon, hair elastics, actually anything like that. I try to police everything but it is hard. His mom sent packages with ribbon tied and she chewed the ribbon off while we slept. So I am used to this. When she is having bad tummy i got the sensitive tummy food by science diet and it seemed to do her well. She stopped yacking.

Megan said...

Millie - your mom is WORRIED about you, as are we all. So, just focus your energies on getting back to 100% health please, THEN your mom can focus on her health.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Sparkle said...

Uh-oh, has your human been nibbling at that teaser toy too? Maybe that is why she is hacking. I think humans are worse about the stuff they put in their mouths than we cats are.

P.S. I don't generally eat any unusual items and my human STILL follows me to the litter box when she sees me going there. It is annoying, but I suppose she has my best interests at heart.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Oh dear, yoor momma doesn't sound too well. We are sending yoo BOTH get well purrs today.

Happy New Year 2011!

Bubbles, Madness and Trouble said...

We understand your embarrassment. Just think how embarrassing it is for us that our Mom keep checking the internets to see how our poops is doing. We wish she would rather check our litter boxes - they need some serious scooping!
Hope you and your Mom feel better soon. Hugs and Purrs.

Sylvester, Camille and Ava said...

wow Camille is that way.. if its feathers or elastic string she knaws right through it. but she hasent actually swoloed any. hope both of you get to 100% and that your mom feeds you and gets herself some chicken noodle

Angel and Kirby said...

It is great that you are feeling better. Take care of your Mom!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Millie if you are feeling irritable about your mom checking the litter box YOU ARE FEELING BETTER.

Mariodacat said...

Maybe I'd better come over there and take care of you & mama. Hope you both feel better soon.

Simba said...

Millie, I hope your tummy is going to be okay from the sparkly ribbon. I find ribbons irresistible too. But eating them can be pretty dangerous. Purrs for feeling all better.

The Meezers or Billy said...

it IS 'barassing when the moms get all interested in your pooper. UGH. but she loves you. and you love her so go sit on her head and keep her unner the blankies in bed.

Poppy Q said...

Take care ladies, we need you both fit and healthy for 2011. We hope you can curl up on the bed together and get some rests.

love
Julie and Poppy Q (in prison fat camp)

Junior and Orion said...

Oh goodness Millie! We hope the rest of that ribbon makes it way out soon. We don't want you to have to go to the v-e-t!

We will purr for both you and your Mom to get well quick!

Derby, Ducky said...

Purrs that you mum feels better soonest. Hopefully you will be back to getting fed full meals soon.

Ayla and Iza, said...

Millie, you poop well an we bet yer Mom feels a lot better! It is weerd, but it werks that way...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well, we haf a feeling dat if yoo poop and it don't sparkle yoor mom will feel better. Yeah, mom's is kinda weerd dat way. Maybe yoo should both haf some chick-hen soup and take a nap.

Monday walkers said...

Goodness gracious me! And your poor Mom needs to go off to the office tomorrow - bad timing for both of you Millie.

Lots of luv..........that might make you feel better!

Noela Sydney Australia