Mom spent the whole day yesterday with her brother, Mr Fine Furnituremaker. You can read about it on her quilting blog. I was left to fend for myself. Fortunately there are plenty of good places to nap, and there was a big bowlful of stinky goodness, and another of my favorite crunchies along with several bowls of water. It was a nice warm day, and Mom had windows open so I could sit in the sun and smell the nice warm smells.
This morning, news of an alarming nature reached me.
Monty's beans have been on vacation the last few days (visiting some weirdos named Mickey, Pluto, Minnie and Tinkerbell, among others). Monty was sent to kitty jail. But that's not the worst part.
The worst part is...
is... is... (I am so sorry, I'm having a hard time getting it out...) he was...
Yes. He was shaved clean. He is now a nekkid tabbyman.
I think I have to go lie down now.