There's a lot of stuff Mom's not good at. Mom says she isn't good at bookkeeping, but I don't believe her. This place is stuffed full of books. Mom get books from the man in the bloo shorts. (Right now she's mad at him. He didn't come to take the present for Monty's MomBean, for her birthday tomorrow. Now the present will be late and Mom is using words from the bad werds list.)
Anyway, Mom has an entire bookcase full of cookbooks! Last night Auntie Karate came over, like she does every week, and she and Mom do the books and give green papers to some guy named Bill that I have never met. Bill gets a lot of Mom's green papers. How Bill and keeping books are connected I have no idea.
Nor do I care to.
I'm so glad I'm a cat.