Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Weird Wednesday

There's a lot of stuff Mom's not good at. Mom says she isn't good at bookkeeping, but I don't believe her. This place is stuffed full of books. Mom get books from the man in the bloo shorts. (Right now she's mad at him. He didn't come to take the present for Monty's MomBean, for her birthday tomorrow. Now the present will be late and Mom is using words from the bad werds list.)

Anyway, Mom has an entire bookcase full of cookbooks! Last night Auntie Karate came over, like she does every week, and she and Mom do the books and give green papers to some guy named Bill that I have never met. Bill gets a lot of Mom's green papers. How Bill and keeping books are connected I have no idea.

Nor do I care to.

I'm so glad I'm a cat.

12 comments:

Megan said...

Yes it IS good to be a cat Millie, because you don't have to be concerned about Bill, books or green papers.
I'm disappointed for you Mom that the man in the bloo shorts let her down. Hopefully Monty's MomBean will understand.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Elin said...

I'm glad I'm a cat too! :)

Hannah and Lucy said...

Oh dear - you've just reminded mum she still has to do her tax return - we'll find the ear muffs out so we can ignore the new words we learn and then get told off for using.

Kea said...

We're glad we're cats too! No bills, no hunting for money, just sleep, play, sleep, cuddles, play and sleep! :-)

The Paw Relations said...

We hear a lot about this Bill fellow too. We're so glad we're cats.

Angel and Kirby said...

Being a cat you don't have to worry about Bill! Aren't you glad!

Ayla and Iza, said...

The Big Thing pays money ta Bill, to. It must be cuz of all the books here...

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Being a cat is the bestest!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Tons of books here too.
She either needs to week them out or get more bookcases. We think there will be more bookcases.
Mom sends all her book money to the Amazon.

Sara said...

My mom has lots of books here too - maybe it's becauses she sends the green papers to Bill. I don't understand...

Killian

Katnip Lounge said...

Bill makes our Mommy say naughty words, too.
We have a lot books at our house. Daddy bought Mommy a Kindle last year and the book piles have slowed, a little! We don't have as many cookbooks, though...

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

My Human sends her money to Bill also! He must be real rich by now.