- I hate fish.
- I don't eat tuna.
- I've never sat in Mom's lap.
- Mom never trims my claws, because I don't let her.
- Tucker ain't going nowhere, and he sure isn't coming here!
- Mom's a geek, and geeks LOVE April Fool's.
Auntie Karate was fooled! She read my blog and was so amazed to read that Tucker was coming to live in New Hampster that she called Mom. She couldn't even remember the telephone number at Mom's day hunting gig, so she called Mom's cell phone. When Mom answered, Auntie asked, "You're getting a DOG?"
Mom said, "Honey, what day is it today?"
I -Love- my Mom!