Mom is pretty cool, but sometimes she does the stupidest things, and I'm just embarrassed.
Sometimes she gets up in the middle of the night and opens the cold box instead of turning on a light. She looks in, doesn't take anything out, and then goes back to bed again. What's that all about?
She gets in the rainbox each day, and then she puts this goo in her headfur to make it stand up all spiky. I mean, like, seriously, she's over 50 and has gray headfurs. Who's she trying to kid with spiky hair?
And she waves bye-bye at her computer whenever she shuts it down. For what? It's not like it has legs and can go anywhere.