Mom has been chasing me around with her little digital camera. I don't like it when it flashes in my face. So I make sure to keep an eye on her when she's got it out. She tries to pretend she isn't going to take my picture, but I'm no dummy. I watch the little red light flash just before she clicks the button. That's why she hardly ever gets pictures of my with my eyes closed.
Mom's got all kinds of excitement going on at her day hunting gig. She's been rambling about Naz and San; she's gonna put her servants through the rack, and getting another Tee-one and moving some guy named Data. She's talking about Mozy-ing Ward and June. (?) She's been going on about a couple of Cats, Five-Eee and Six. (She better not be thinking about bringing home another cat. I like being Top Cat). She's going to trade in a couple of old Yoop-ee-esses for a new one, and getting a Lec-trician to install a special plug. And there's something about a servant named Jack that doesn't know anything.
Listening to her rant and rave makes me SO glad I am a cat.