Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Two Breaks, a Crown, a Tree and a Test

Some interesting developments have been happening around here lately:

Break Number One:
Mom is gonna take a break from sewing. She says the house has reached what she calls "Critical Mess," and -must- be cleaned. This involves lots of rug-sucking and something called "dusting." She also says she is going to catch some sleep. She isn't trying hard enough, as far as I am concerned. Everycat knows you need about 20 hours of sleep a day, and she spends at least 8 day hunting...

Break Number Two:
Mom broke a tooth. She isn't happy about that at all. She went to see the Dentist today, (a special bean v-e-t for bean teeth) and he says she needs....

A Crown
This makes her very unhappy because apparently a Crown costs about 30 Gizzy Quilts. Eek!

A Tree
Mom says the Christymas Tree can't go up unless the house is clean. She wants to put it up soon. She forgets that our Christymas tree lives in a box in the dungeon and she needs Mr Karate to bring it upstairs first.

A Test
Mom says she is gonna have a very icky test that people over 50 should have. It starts with a "C" and that's as much as I'm sayin'. She told me more, but -trust me- you do NOT want to know. It's happening to her on Friday and she says ain't much gonna happen Thursday and Friday until that is over and done with.

Have I mentioned lately how glad I am to be a cat?

30 comments:

Parker said...

Millie - you need to "cat up" and give your Mommy lots of lovin' - it's going to be a crappy week!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ugh, mom had one of those "C" things. It sounded gross but she sed it wasn't as bad as she thawt it would be, seeing as where they put that thing we were surprised she din't put da bitey on da bean vet.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

ooothe c test, icky

DEBRA said...

ooo we is glad we is cats too...we don't want a 'c' test or a crown.


Purrs
Abby and Boo

Dragonheart said...

Sorry to hear about your mom's broken tooth and the C thing she has to have. Make sure you give your mom lots of cuddles and purrs, Millie!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh the "C" test....well I'll purr for her and the LL that day! She's a good bean to go for it. Sorry about the dentist stuff that is not fun either.

Kaze

Jan said...

Oh, Millie, we are sorry to read about your mom's broken tooth and upcoming test. If you get an allowance (we don't), erhaps you could chip in for her human v-e-t bills.

We send lots and lots of good wishes and hope to you and your mom. We just know things will work out somehow.

Jan's Funny Farm

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Oh goodness your Mommy has a lot going on! We hope her tooth and her test all turn out well!

Henry Helton said...

My Lady said that she thinks your momma is gonna get the "Katie Couric Special". I bet she is right.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Oh dear your mom sure has lotsa stuff going on. Broken tooths do not sound like very much fun. Mom says she knows what the C thing is. Also no fun.

Tybalt said...

Your poor mom! My sisters and I will purr very hard for her. It sounds like she is having a bad week. :(

Kikky said...

Hey, I get to have that C test next week. Your mom and I would be happy to be cats instead.

The Meezers said...

oh dear, we hope your mommy's c test goes well. our mommy says that's a furry nasty test, so you will haf to try and snuggle her when she gets home from it.

we is sorry she broke her toof. that must haf hert!

Christine and FAZ said...

I hope your mom's cleaning goes well, she sorts out her crown and gets over her icky test. Your furrend FAZ

Daisy said...

That test does not sound very fun. I'll bet she will be glad when that is behind her. So to speak.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

My Mum gots a crown just yesterday! And yes it was about a squillion dollars!

I wish your Mum well with the "C" test, my Mum says she doesn't envy your Mum AT ALL!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Oh. My. HeBean's getting the other end done soon, make sure to really purr when your Mom gets back from that!

Team Tabby said...

Oh Dear, Millie, your mom sure is going to have a very trying week. That 'C' test is not fun. Our dadbean has his - today! The crown just adds insult to injury..... You will have to cuddle up to yer mom this week and purr lots to make her feel better.

Moe & Mindy

Junior said...

That is way to much going on for your Mom! Take extra special care of her this weekend!

Tesla said...

Help your mommabean clean so she can put up the tree!

Fat Eric said...

My mum is saying the same thing too about not being able to put up the Christmas decorations until the house has been cleaned. Don't think this will happen till the weekend though!

ctsheehy said...

Miss Lynne is very smart to get that "C" test - we lost our aunt because she didn't get one done in time. Fortunately you get to nap through it, so it's not so bad, but not being able to eat beforehand is tough. The crown thing costs as as much as the ones queens wear on their heads - wish we could show them off the way queens do! Maybe all this happened at once for a reason - since people can't eat before the "C" test and don't want to eat with a broken tooth, at least the food bills will be a bit lower, maybe... Hey everybody! Buy a Gizzy Crown Quilt!

Hugs and purrs from Nina and Beau and their peoples

www.catsRkids2.blogspot.com said...

Hey Millie, it's Jack . . . I was wondering whether you're seeing anyone? You sure are my kind of cat!

>^..^<

Lone Star Purrs said...

Oh no!!! Momma just gotted the crown thingy- it wasn't as bad as she feared. But....we were disappointed as there wuz NO BLING on it!! Good luck wif the C test too!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Skeeter And LC said...

The tooth thing? Ouchie...

The Big Thing once bit down on a unpitted cherry he was thinkin was a piece of melon. The crunch was horrible... :(

Max said...

Owie. Broken teeths is not fun. And those crowns aren't the sparkly shiny kind.

The Woman is dreading that C-word test, too. She doesn't wanna do it, but she's also upset her parents have NEVER done it.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hmmm...does da "C" stand fer cooties? Critters? Crusties? Cookies? Coconut? Cumberbund? Well, whutever it stands fer, Mommakitty says she hopes eveything comes out well in da END (whutever that means).

Read Like Me said...

Oh man Millie, they are going to be attacking your mom from both ends. I don't know which one would be worse, the mouth or the number 13. At least with the number 13 one you gets a happy pill.

Best you just be a quiet girl and snuggle up at night time.

Hope your mommie is ok - I know she is a very brave lady.

Poppy Q (it is me I know my name comes up wrong now).

Jeanne said...

Oh No a broken tooth. You don't need that. I am so sorry.
Jeanne

Chance said...

Yur poor mommie. Gives her lotssa snuggles and reawy lowd purrrrrs to makes her feels better.

Chance

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