Avast me hearties! An' such a fine day it is to be avasating! Dread Pirate Princess Jassie and me, Deadly Pirate Millie-onnaire are lying in wait for an unsuspecting ship to pass by. Then we will attack and rob its booty.We be lookin' for jools and gold and other fine riches. We be drinkin' Rum and otherwise havin' fun! We're gonna be runnin' about wrecking havoc all over the ocean wide.
Don't we look innocent? HA!